Mr. Tiger Woods

We at Just A Normal Fucking Guy salute you.

New Writer : Adam Amazing

Whats up readers , my names Adam, and Ill be a new contributor to this real-ass blog. A little bit about me: I was a Serbian Mercenary in the war with Afganistan. I really dig old nick toons. Finally I think Barrock Obama is black, but dont tell anyone. I want to start off by saying i have a real hope that shitlist.com will be a real site soon. maybe started by me? Oh you didnt hear about shitlist.com? find it on youtube faggot. Heres to hopeing we get famous,

- truely Adam Amazing
writer

DustinSmith Update: I can verify everything the man is saying. Also Shitlist.com is in the works as we speak. Best wishes on the blog Adam Amazing.

Changes may be coming soon.

So a couple days into my blog I have realized that this shit is hard. I may be bringing on another writer very soon. The identity of this writer is strictly confidential at this time.

Oh My God

Fucking Will Smith does it again. This time it's through his son. I will check this out for sure.

Update: Sorry to my 0 readers about the video being slightly cut off. I'm still working on this shit.

Dog the Bounty Hunter

This guy is so fucking annoying. I hate him, I hate how he thinks he's Hawaiian (he's from Colorado), I hate his show, probably most of all I hate his fucking wife. So right now I want to send out a message to the big bad dog.

Dog, you're on my shit list. Right now the list only consists of you and Waka Folcka Flame. Dog I would like to formally challenge your non-Hawaiian ass to a good ol' Georgia ass whoopin. That's right I challenge the "big bad dog" to a fight.

Fuck you Dog. The only way you can get back into my good graces is to dump that loud mouthed bitch, cut the beads out of your hair, cut your fucking hair, cut your queer sons hair and tell the whole world on a youtube video "I Duane 'Dog' Chapman am a pussy and not Hawaiian." You now have your mission. Get to it mother fucker.

Christmas

Yeah it's almost here and all I want is for Wacka Flocka Flame to change his name. Nah really I just wanted to take this time to let everyone know that the whole holiday is bullshit. Go see a movie or something. Fuck you Christmas you're nothing but bull shit.

Off to Smyrna

C.R.E.A.M