Dog the Bounty Hunter

This guy is so fucking annoying. I hate him, I hate how he thinks he's Hawaiian (he's from Colorado), I hate his show, probably most of all I hate his fucking wife. So right now I want to send out a message to the big bad dog.

Dog, you're on my shit list. Right now the list only consists of you and Waka Folcka Flame. Dog I would like to formally challenge your non-Hawaiian ass to a good ol' Georgia ass whoopin. That's right I challenge the "big bad dog" to a fight.

Fuck you Dog. The only way you can get back into my good graces is to dump that loud mouthed bitch, cut the beads out of your hair, cut your fucking hair, cut your queer sons hair and tell the whole world on a youtube video "I Duane 'Dog' Chapman am a pussy and not Hawaiian." You now have your mission. Get to it mother fucker.

Wacka Flocka Update

So I just got off of the phone with Wacka Flocka Flame's people (which is really his cousin who thinks he's a manager) Wacka has refused the fight with me. I informed his "Manager" that I wasn't going to stop until he changed his name. I'll keep you updated.

Wacka Flocka Flame?

This guy has to be on something. I mean really on the hard shit. I mean some of the shit that he "claims" to sell.

Here's my problems with Wacka Flocka.

1. Name. Get something marketable

2. Name. (See above)

3. Name. (Once again see above)

4. Mixtape Name. Really "Lebron Flocka James"? I mean really?

5. Pretty much everything else.

This guy is just a joke. He's so bad he's under Gucci Mane. The man has "So Icey Ent" tattooed on his arm. Good luck with that man. You don't see business men getting things like Coca Cola tattooed onto them because they work for the company.

With all of this said I would like to challenge Mr. Wacka Flocka Flame to a fight. You and me bro one on one. The fight of the century. So call your goons Wacka it's on.