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It's About That Time

Yes the new year is upon us and while this is a time to look back at all the fun that we had in 2009 and all the great memories that this year has given us it's also a time to get completely obliterated. So while you go out and celebrate the new year with your friends just remember to have one for us at Just A Normal Fucking Guy and remember drinking and driving is a myth it's all in your head. Just make sure you have the great tasting Wrigley's Spearmint Gum on you to cover up the stench of alcohol on your breath. That's right only Wrigley's gum can truly cover the smell of alcohol up. Spearmint not your choice of gum? Well that's fine Wrigley's has many other great tasting flavors of gum sure to please your taste buds and keep you out of jail in the new year.

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Wakka Flakka Update

So.. through my connections i have talked to one of Wakka Flakka's representitives who said that Wakka, " Has no future plans to change his name or have a dispute with any member of this blog." When i answered with," Fuck you" he abruptly ended are conversation. So.....Maybe?


-Amazing

Human Giant.....Why no Season 3???

I still dont get why this show got cancelled.
some very funny material, plus great comedians.
fuck MTV.

Mr. Tiger Woods

We at Just A Normal Fucking Guy salute you.

New Writer : Adam Amazing

Whats up readers , my names Adam, and Ill be a new contributor to this real-ass blog. A little bit about me: I was a Serbian Mercenary in the war with Afganistan. I really dig old nick toons. Finally I think Barrock Obama is black, but dont tell anyone. I want to start off by saying i have a real hope that shitlist.com will be a real site soon. maybe started by me? Oh you didnt hear about shitlist.com? find it on youtube faggot. Heres to hopeing we get famous,

- truely Adam Amazing
writer

DustinSmith Update: I can verify everything the man is saying. Also Shitlist.com is in the works as we speak. Best wishes on the blog Adam Amazing.

Changes may be coming soon.

So a couple days into my blog I have realized that this shit is hard. I may be bringing on another writer very soon. The identity of this writer is strictly confidential at this time.

Oh My God

Fucking Will Smith does it again. This time it's through his son. I will check this out for sure.

Update: Sorry to my 0 readers about the video being slightly cut off. I'm still working on this shit.

Dog the Bounty Hunter

This guy is so fucking annoying. I hate him, I hate how he thinks he's Hawaiian (he's from Colorado), I hate his show, probably most of all I hate his fucking wife. So right now I want to send out a message to the big bad dog.

Dog, you're on my shit list. Right now the list only consists of you and Waka Folcka Flame. Dog I would like to formally challenge your non-Hawaiian ass to a good ol' Georgia ass whoopin. That's right I challenge the "big bad dog" to a fight.

Fuck you Dog. The only way you can get back into my good graces is to dump that loud mouthed bitch, cut the beads out of your hair, cut your fucking hair, cut your queer sons hair and tell the whole world on a youtube video "I Duane 'Dog' Chapman am a pussy and not Hawaiian." You now have your mission. Get to it mother fucker.

Christmas

Yeah it's almost here and all I want is for Wacka Flocka Flame to change his name. Nah really I just wanted to take this time to let everyone know that the whole holiday is bullshit. Go see a movie or something. Fuck you Christmas you're nothing but bull shit.

Off to Smyrna

C.R.E.A.M

iPhone Give Away

The good folks over at Apple have decided to help us out with our cause. The first person that can get Wacka Flocka to do an interview with me will receive what's shown above. Yes ladies and gentlemen you heard that right and this is 100% true. So get to it. He can't be that hard to talk to.

Wacka Flocka Update

So I just got off of the phone with Wacka Flocka Flame's people (which is really his cousin who thinks he's a manager) Wacka has refused the fight with me. I informed his "Manager" that I wasn't going to stop until he changed his name. I'll keep you updated.

Wacka Flocka Flame?

This guy has to be on something. I mean really on the hard shit. I mean some of the shit that he "claims" to sell.

Here's my problems with Wacka Flocka.

1. Name. Get something marketable

2. Name. (See above)

3. Name. (Once again see above)

4. Mixtape Name. Really "Lebron Flocka James"? I mean really?

5. Pretty much everything else.

This guy is just a joke. He's so bad he's under Gucci Mane. The man has "So Icey Ent" tattooed on his arm. Good luck with that man. You don't see business men getting things like Coca Cola tattooed onto them because they work for the company.

With all of this said I would like to challenge Mr. Wacka Flocka Flame to a fight. You and me bro one on one. The fight of the century. So call your goons Wacka it's on.

Simply Gay Skating Preview From '08

This could have been something epic.

Saw "New Moon" The Other Night

I have to say it was just as bad as the other one. Agree, Disagree? It doesn't matter no one will be on here anytime soon.

In the Beginning

Dustin created this blog.